THE SHIT AWAKENS
A long time ago in a $hithole far far away...
There is civil unrest in the shitty nation. Millions of shitfaced civilians have declared their intentions to fuck the $hithole.
This separatist movement, under the leadership of Lord Donald Trump, has made it difficult for the limited number of Democrats and Republicans shittards to maintain order in the $hithole.
Hillary, the Queen of Clintons, is returning to the $hithole to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE SHITFUCKS to assist the overwhelmed shithead citizens...."